Welcome to the Heart of the Workshop
The Troubadour's Journal
Here, there are no secrets, only alchemy.
Within these pages, we document the real chaos of crafting: from exploding molds to the engineering behind every creature.
Discover usage guides, tales from the abyss, and the gritty truth of handcrafting toys in Spain. Enter, read, and summon the knowledge.
Survival Manual: How to Clean & Care for Your Silicone Toys
Don't melt your investment! Learn the 3 golden rules of silicone care: why silicone lube is kryptonite, how to boil your toys for sterilization, and the cornstarch trick to keep them silky smooth.
The Truth About Platinum Silicone vs. TPE/PVC: What You Can't See
Why do some toys cost $20 and others $80? We explain the difference between the porosity of cheap materials (TPE/PVC) and the hygiene of Platinum Silicone. Learn how to identify safe materials and why at ClimaxLab we only use the best.
Intro to Soft BDSM: How to Start Without Running Away
Curious about control but afraid of pain? Our Soft BDSM Guide teaches you the traffic light rule, simple bedroom bondage, and how to use your silicone toys for temperature play. Explore the dark side with the lights on.
Size Matters (But Not How You Think): The Ultimate Fantasy Dildo Size Guide
Afraid of choosing the wrong size? Learn the vital difference between diameter and circumference, discover why "insertable length" is the only stat that matters, and use our toilet paper roll trick to always get your summoning right.